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deskitty
deskitty
Des
Mon, Jul. 12th, 2004 11:52 pm
Nothing says "I have a small penis" like a maroon H2. ;)

-- Des

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ferahga
ferahga
Girl of Impossible Dreams
Mon, Jul. 12th, 2004 11:58 pm (UTC)

Aw. What about a yellow one?

And I'm glad I dont have to worry about the size of my penis. Cause I dont have one.


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deskitty
deskitty
Des
Tue, Jul. 13th, 2004 12:23 am (UTC)

Oh yes, yellow ones too.

I was stopped at a light next to a yellow one this past weekend. God, what an eyesore. The yellow one I saw actually prompted this post. :)

But then I went onto Hummer's website looking for a link to a good pic, and found the maroon H2 ... and that's just ... wow. Yellow is an eyesore, but that reddish maroon color takes the cake. No link, though; their website is all Flash. :(


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ferahga
ferahga
Girl of Impossible Dreams
Tue, Jul. 13th, 2004 12:28 am (UTC)

I actually, umm.. really like the yellow. I always thought if I ever owned one, I would name it "the Bumblebee". I'm such a girl sometimes, but hey.. at least I'm not swooning over some gay sea-green VW bug. Those things are sooooo cheesed.


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deskitty
deskitty
Des
Tue, Jul. 13th, 2004 12:42 am (UTC)

Yellow on cars is just so ... distracting. Maybe it's just me, but whenever I see a bright yellow car I always end up staring at it. I could see a yellow bug, or a yellow Mustang, or ... but a yellow H2? That's a helluva lot of yellow to stare at. ;)

Really, it's more the fact that it's a huge-ass car than anything else. The small-penis argument could be applied equally well to raised pickup trucks. :)

Dunno, I just like making fun of guys who drive big-ass trucks (and yet they're spotlessly clean) because at least in California, you know they're not using them for their original purpose. ;P

Of course, he who drives a Jeep Cherokee probably shouldn't make fun of the other SUVs (even though it is smaller). People who live in glass houses and all that. :)


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ferahga
ferahga
Girl of Impossible Dreams
Tue, Jul. 13th, 2004 12:47 am (UTC)

I think that's the point of yellow, really. I read somewhere that the colour of car that people choose says a lot for their personalities. Those who drive red and yellow cars are the ones who just scream for attention.

I drive a black car, black being my favourite colour. I dont remember what that says about me, but I do know that it's a pain in the ass to keep looking nice, so it rarely does. Look nice, that is.

You wanna see an over abundance of useless and expensive pickup trucks, come to Salt Lake City, the mecca for Ford F350's. And all of them just get driven around town. I have a huge bitterness problem with large trucks and all SUV's.


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deskitty
deskitty
Des
Tue, Jul. 13th, 2004 01:18 am (UTC)

hmm, black. I like black. I think I'd prefer a silver/metallic or a blue for my next car though.

I just don't like people who buy these things and have no use for them. If you have a legitimate use for an SUV or a truck, fine, but if you don't, get yourself a commuter car (or a minivan, if you need it). Don't use those beasts for driving around town (especially in densely-packed cities).

The only reason I have a Jeep right now is because it's on loan from my parents until I can buy one of my own. It's what they had to hand at the time, and it was cheaper than buying another car, so ... :) Besides which, I do take it out on the beach occasionally for fun ... that has to count for something, right? ;P


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ferahga
ferahga
Girl of Impossible Dreams
Tue, Jul. 13th, 2004 01:37 pm (UTC)

Black looks great but only if it's kept spotless, which is mostly impossible unless you live in southern cali where it never rains, there's no salt on the road and everything is shiny and happy every day.

If a vehicle is used for what it's meant for, sure. I have no problem with that. What I *do* have a problem with is the fact that 50% of the vehicles I see on the road are SUV's, and all they have in it is one tiny woman at the steering wheel and you KNOW she doesnt have a lot to haul, she doesnt have 8 kids (although in Utah it is more likely than most places) and that thing has never been off road. It' sjust a gas guzzling, roadhogging, egotistical freak of a machine and people who drive them, for the most part, are inconsiderate and ignorant jerks. At least they are here.

It also pisses me off that, since there's SO MANY of them, I inevitably get sandwiched between them whether on the road or in parking spaces, and cant see a damn thing backing out or changing lanes. They're useless menaces to the road and other drivers.

Bitter, much? Yeah.


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deskitty
deskitty
Des
Tue, Jul. 13th, 2004 01:43 pm (UTC)

... unless you live in southern cali where it never rains, there's no salt on the road and everything is shiny and happy every day.

...and sex is a fashion statement. ;P Actually, that's probably just Hollywood.

It' sjust a gas guzzling, roadhogging, egotistical freak of a machine and people who drive them, for the most part, are inconsiderate and ignorant jerks.

Grawr, yes. SUV drivers tend to be assholes. Especially when some moron tries to fit one of those things into a compact space. ugh.

I personally tend to be very assertive when I drive, but I also try to be considerate. A certain amount of that is just my personality, and a certain amount is me trying not to be indecisive, because indecisitivity confuses people.


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happy_christian
happy_christian
Stephanie
Tue, Jul. 13th, 2004 07:57 am (UTC)

MG! *laughs* Is that what it really says? Hmmm..


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deskitty
deskitty
Des
Tue, Jul. 13th, 2004 10:57 am (UTC)

MG?

/me confused ...


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happy_christian
happy_christian
Stephanie
Tue, Jul. 13th, 2004 12:49 pm (UTC)

my god I know it's usually OMG.. but MG works just fine for me. Sorry to confuse you. *hugs*


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ladymeep
ladymeep
Tue, Jul. 13th, 2004 10:00 pm (UTC)

I somehow KNOW I dont want to know the implications of that comment *goes back to her innocent corner*


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