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deskitty
deskitty
Des
Sat, Oct. 11th, 2003 01:47 pm
HA! I know about the squirrels...I KNOW their racket...

    (13:35:21) Tesko: SKANKY
    (13:35:47) CondorDes: Really?
    (13:35:55) Tesko: SKAAAAAAAANKAAAAAAAAAY
    (13:36:12) Tesko: you're standing in a room, there is a plush doll here, there is a needle here
    (13:36:19) Tesko: POSSUMS
    (13:36:27) CondorDes: Look! It's a SPOON!
    (13:36:47) Tesko: MARTIANS MARTIANS MARTIANS MARTIANS MARTIANS MARTIANS
    (13:37:07) Tesko: THEADORE ROOSEVELT
    (13:37:10) Tesko: !!!
    (13:37:16) CondorDes: I *told* you! Be careful of the squirrels!
    (13:37:17) Tesko: THEADORE ROOSEVELT!!!
    (13:37:34) Tesko: squirrels? here? in north dakota? surely they have summer homes
    (13:37:56) CondorDes: But of course... they migrate to west hollywood.
    (13:38:15) CondorDes: And there they hang out in gay bars and pick up shemales.
    (13:38:23) Tesko: come then
    (13:38:29) Tesko: we are off to hollywood
    (13:38:34) Tesko: load up the mazda with sandbags
    (13:38:38) Tesko: incase of wind
    (13:38:40) CondorDes: But I'm not a shemale, and I don't have any CARROTS!
    (13:38:41) Tesko: and sleet
    (13:39:00) Tesko: REGUARDLESS we will pick up carrots in flagstaff
    (13:39:15) CondorDes: Oh, of course.
    (13:39:19) Tesko: yes
    (13:39:31) Tesko: where are the keys????? fuck my hair is knotty
    (13:39:58) CondorDes: They're probably buried underneath your DILDO COLLECTION next to the pile of MASKS...
    (13:40:33) Tesko: you werent supposed to know about my MASKS
    (13:41:02) Tesko: paper towels are to the left of the fork drawer
    (13:41:04) CondorDes: Blame the BIRDS, it's all their fault ...
    (13:43:38) Tesko: feather breasted females
    (13:43:45) CondorDes: I have a DATE with my MANICURIST...I'd better GO...
    (13:44:12) Tesko: stink foot blueprint
    (13:44:13) CondorDes: Say hi to the tabby walruses for me...
    (13:44:22) Tesko: make with the chop chop
    (13:44:35) Tesko: teve torbes


-- Des

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teskomayaku
http://minty.isurf.ca
Sat, Oct. 11th, 2003 04:57 pm (UTC)

agressive macaroni!
bartleby!
free usagi yojumbo!
we are going to the outer banks of altoona, there we will eat at flaming pete's
speilburg's daughter flipped the car yesterday, bitch never saw the icecicle in the road


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queueball
queueball
Q
Sun, Oct. 12th, 2003 11:02 am (UTC)

DO NOT FUCKING TRUST SQUIRRELS

... so i've heard

that is all :-)


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deskitty
deskitty
Des
Sun, Oct. 12th, 2003 02:03 pm (UTC)

Well, DUH ... you know how they always go after MAYONNAISE ...

And don't even get me STARTED on the rutabaga!


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