Des (deskitty) wrote,
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New Medical Breakthrough

I have discovered a new scientific breakthrough in the area of nutrition. I present it here to you today in the form of an equation, which you will all be required to memorize (OK, not really, but still). It is as follows:

    breakfast cereal + stress = baaaaad pie


Basically, don't eat fiber if you're stressed. It will give you cramps, and then you won't be able to get any real work done.

Urrr...I don't feel like working. Just another few hours, then it will all be over...

/me wants to sleep now. Bad Des.
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