I'm an "advanced user" of Word and Excel. Go me.
Oh yes, and I can apparently type at 88 WPM with very few errors. For some reason I never thought I could type more than about 40 or 50. *shrug* Anyway, they were (un)duly impressed.
I now have to call in every morning to let them know I'm available for work, and then if any new jobs come in that day, they'll go down the list and start calling people to fill them.
16:11:02 up 5 days, 14:54, 4 users, load average: 0.03, 0.04, 0.01