Des (deskitty) wrote,

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(17:34:33) ***CondorDes giggles
(17:34:41) CondorDes: There's a warning label on the bottom of one of my candles
(17:34:57) CondorDes: The last sentence is "To extinguish candle, blow out flame"
(17:35:14) CondorDes: I am thoroughly amused now.

...damn. People really are stupid. I mean, if you're stupid enough not to know how to blow out a candle, are you really going to be able to handle those long 3-syllable words like "extinguish"?

You may wish to read the instructions on a packet of toothpicks. I think you'll find it clarifies things for you.

-- Wonko the Sane

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