Des (deskitty) wrote,

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An after-dinner "massage": $40
Typical black-market price for a blowjob: $60
The look on your partner's face when he realizes that click means he can't struggle anymore: Priceless

Some things, money can buy. For everything else, there's an uke.

-- Des

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