Me: "Wait, where are we going...?"
Dad: "Back to Grandma's house..."
Me: "Oh ... I got totally turned around. I blame the wine and chocolate. ;P"
Grandma: "You should be careful with that stuff ... if you keep drinking you'll get addicted ..." [or something like that]
Dad: "Yeah, be careful with that chocolate. First it starts with the milk chocolate, and before you know it, you're doing straight cocoa! And then the white chocolate, man..."