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Condordes in The Military Campaign
deskitty (Willem Dafoe) has made the worst career move of his life. Daring to challenge our views on government, his perceived supremacy is faring only as could be expected, and queueball, his confidant (Danny Glover), is powerless to stop it. northing (Bill Murray) organises an alternative. The weather has never sounded so interesting.
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Condordes in Science Faction
Set in the not-too-distant present, deskitty (Leonardo DiCaprio) moves to a town where computers control the lives of the townsfolk. Suddenly, he finds that he is a fugitive, being tracked down by those that he thought were his friends. Meanwhile, ensuing (Minnie Driver) and jennmenchi (Courteney Cox), a vile duo, use every gadget at their disposal in their attempt to eliminate deskitty. All questions will be answered; all answers will be questioned!
Produced by ianiceboy

Condordes in The Vacuum Continuum
In a world of light panels and bite-sized gadgetry, deskitty (Freddie Prinze Jr.) discovers a doorway between this dimension and one with cooler sound effects. It makes cinema history. Simultaneously, ensuing (Queen Latifah) enlists a general-purpose hacked—jennmenchi (Jennifer Garner)—to hack things, mostly computers. Montages and spy music set the scene for a rollercoaster ride of a film with a deadly twist!
Produced by ianiceboy

-- Des
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