Des (deskitty) wrote,
Des
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Monday I helped northing hide a body (-173 points). Last Friday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole stargazr417's purse (30 points). In August hazelrahbl and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In September I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In March I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-804 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
deskitty

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