Me: Yesterday went by really fast. Today seems to be going by really slowly. So I guess it evens out.
Mike: Time is an illusion.
Me: Lunchtime doubly so.
Mike: You should send that in to the Reader's Digest.
Me: They have a page for people like you.
I seem to have lost my little black moleskine book that I carry around with me. (Contents: Graph paper, to-do lists, the names of several furries and an incomplete drawing of a cat's head.)
I'm hoping I just misplaced it somewhere in my car/apartment, but if you happen to see it, please let me know so we can make arrangements to transfer it back into my care. Thanks.